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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Vince Cable who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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