The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was an unnamed source who today said arbeit macht frei.