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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Theresa May who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..


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