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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said kill the commie swine.


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