The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams causing obesity was Lala from the teletubbies who today said the lady’s not for turning.