Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been injecting crack into primary school children the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jeremy Clarkson said of insane Brussels bureaucrats, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!"

Insane Brussels bureaucrats made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.