I’m not racist but surely allowing criminal gangs from Eastern Europe to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Hacking the Gibson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe aren’t hacking the Gibson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "arbeit macht frei".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.