The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jonathan Aitkin who today said surely something can be done?.