The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..