Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been selling heroin to the unions outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Conservative head office has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Selling heroin to the unions: The True Face Of Evil", Conservative head office says, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.