Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Lala from the teletubbies said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "I like sponge"

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.