Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gangs of children, some still in their prams have been plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Jonathan Aitkin has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life: The True Face Of Evil", Jonathan Aitkin says, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gangs of children, some still in their prams. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.