I’m not racist but surely allowing asylum seekers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that asylum seekers aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.