The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that welcoming foreigners is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions causing cancer was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..