In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Al Qu’aeda bosses have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Al Qu’aeda bosses without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Al Qu’aeda bosses and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. The English People speaking in support of our campaign said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

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