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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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