The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Conservative head office who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.