The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Vince Cable who today said the day of the yob is upon us.