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The Mail has learned that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are responsible for injecting crack into primary school children.

Has the world gone mad? Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are injecting crack into primary school children with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to a homeowner, who said "surely something can be done?"


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