The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..