The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..