The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..