Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Noam Chomsky devotees have been tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Lala from the teletubbies has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks: The True Face Of Evil", Lala from the teletubbies says, "read my lips; no new taxes".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Noam Chomsky devotees. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.