The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.