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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was some bloke in the pub who today said Waterboarding is not torture.


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