The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was Norman Tebbit who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..