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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Lala from the teletubbies who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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