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Hoody-wearing layabouts have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

David Cameron said of hoody-wearing layabouts, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Hoody-wearing layabouts made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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