The Queen has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen bleeding heart liberals involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to bleeding heart liberals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Bleeding heart liberals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.