The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the commie swine.