Theresa May has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Theresa May’s comments come in a week that has seen hunt sabateours involved in using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists on an ever more frequent basis.

Theresa May’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hunt sabateours it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hunt sabateours and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.