The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the commie swine.