I’m not racist but surely allowing coloureds to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that coloureds aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jeremy Clarkson agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.