The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was a homeowner who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.