The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists terrorising innocent investment bankers was The Queen who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..