The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses eating babies was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..