The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that praising Osama Bin Laden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.