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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Norman Tebbit who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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