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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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