Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The politically correct Islington lefties have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Paul Dacre has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists: The True Face Of Evil", Paul Dacre says, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the politically correct Islington lefties. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.