Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have this week been revealed as threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The Queen who this week said, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is acceptable behaviour.