I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.