Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Bleeding heart liberals have been terrorising innocent investment bankers outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Ian Dunkin-Donuts has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising innocent investment bankers: The True Face Of Evil", Ian Dunkin-Donuts says, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for bleeding heart liberals. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.