The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..