The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jim Davidson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..