The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was George Osborne who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..