Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now hacking the Gibson. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Ian Dunkin-Donuts revealed that glue-sniffing teenagers have been hacking the Gibson with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for glue-sniffing teenagers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Ian Dunkin-Donuts went on to say.


Ian Dunkin-Donuts concluded, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".