The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that allowing foreign illegals to live is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Conservative head office who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..