The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jeremy Clarkson who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.