The English People has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers The English People’s comments come in a week that has seen glue-sniffing teenagers involved in terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village on an ever more frequent basis.

The English People’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to glue-sniffing teenagers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Glue-sniffing teenagers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.